Should you want to compliment your tot’s Bulgari, get them to sling their Jimmy Choos or Loakes on the pedals of this beauty.
Bespoke, British-made chelsea tractors for the playground shuld be winging their way to a Harrods store near you from Q2 16 (the middle of next year if you’re not a bit of a banker).
Classic elements of design meeting the needs of the modern nursery commuter, the off-road ability of these vehicles will naturally be supreme. Attention to detail includes maintaning the classically-low approach angles front and rear to facilitate climbing steep obstacles, low waist-lines to allow good side visibility for driver and co-driver, rock-sliders to protect the vulnerable side sills and a spacious engine bay for storing Mr Wuggles, the other half of that rice cake Mummy gave me and a full range of crayons.
Expect hard-wearing food-resistant seats, low servicing costs and high residual values. Resuslts of the Euro Kneecap tests haven’t been released at the time of publishing, with some speculating that although crumple zones may be absent, most impact speeds are likely to be low so driver protection should be acceptable.
This article was written by Rupert Astbury.